Lord of the Rings (all of them)
This week I’m reviewing a whole trilogy of films (coz they’ve been on TV over the last few weeks).
Back in the early days of the millenium when the first of the three Lord of the Rings films was released and I sat down, with many other families all accross England to watch what I was promised would be the best film experence in years, I have to say I was a little disappointed.
It’s not real.
It’s not v exciting.
It’s based on a really good book, which makes it bad.
It’s too long.
Everyone else likes it so its easy to hate.
Well the triolgy of films kinda just carries on boring you to death, bits with lieel creatures that look repulsive are good for making u feel less hideous and glad that your life isnt the life of an ugly monster, but apart from that i felt it had no feel-good-factor. Nevermind though, next weeks listings lok far more interesting.
2 goblins from 5.
Diamonds are Forever
Since I’ve never really been a big fan of TV, i just thought It might be nice to add a section about it.
This week I watched Diamonds are Forever which was showing on ITV4.
Well the film started promisingly, with lots of fighting and names i’d heard of, then it got all a bit confusing and there was lots of people dieng and i got all muddled. The film commenced and continued to be confusing and by the first break for adds i was certainly happy to have a rest and a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice - with bits.
A few moments later and the film was back and it was still confusing except now i had come to relise that James wasnt quite so good at keeping out of trouble and ended out getting caught about 5 or 6 times before getting saved by something random.
So James wasn’t really at his best in the mission itself, but how about the ladies.. Well again, as much as i’m sure he tried his hardest, he really didn’t get too far, he succeeded in getting with some ginger woman and unzipping a gold-diggers dress, but apart from that I felt like he must have been a bit tired as he didnt really get too much action.
Another thing to point out was that the technology in the film seemed to have slipped back in time since the film before and with the exception of stick on fingerprints and a device to help you win jackpot machines, nothing was really new. Disappointing
VERDICT
Well that’s all i raelly have to say really, except that I give it the ‘Not-really-worth-watching-if-you’re-just-a-little-bit-bored-at-home-better-to-just-call-a-friend-or-something’ award.
Until Next time, take care.